Novelist T‑Shirt — “You Are Dangerously Close to Being Killed Off in My Novel” Funny Writer Tee
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$33.99
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This heavyweight garment-dyed tee carries a sly, bookish sense of humor—black hand-lettered text reads: “You are dangerously close to being killed off in my novel.” The relaxed fit and soft, lived-in color from post-construction dyeing make it feel like a favorite from the first wear. Thick 100% ring-spun cotton and double-needle stitching hold up to frequent wear and washes, while the tubular knit (no side seams) gives a clean silhouette. Available in a wide range of sizes and colors, it’s a comfortable canvas for writers, editors, and avid readers who like to wear their wit on their sleeve.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight and pre-shrunk for lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed after construction — soft, vintage-like color and texture
- Tubular knit with no side seams — clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Double-needle stitched seams and sewn-in label — built for durability
- Sizes S–4XL and 58 color options — multiple fits and colorways available
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Novelist T‑Shirt — “You Are Dangerously Close to Being Killed Off in My Novel” Funny Writer Tee
$33.99
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight and pre-shrunk for lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed after construction — soft, vintage-like color and texture
- Tubular knit with no side seams — clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Double-needle stitched seams and sewn-in label — built for durability
- Sizes S–4XL and 58 color options — multiple fits and colorways available
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean